About Us

Wonko's Toys and Games has a threefold plan for world domination.  The bulk of that plan involves equal parts bikini wax, thumbtacks, and cranberry sauce, but unlike so many other fiendish plots, it is the secret ingredient that makes it walk down the sidewalk in a white polyester leisure suit while whistling Dixie.  Our secret ingredient is a vast collection of high quality collectible toys and games at prices that won't squork your flubhole, so stick that in your molecularizer and, well...molecularize it.